nu-rats:

raychillster:

stop romanticizing unhealthy relationships.

stop thinking you can change someone. you can’t. they need to change for themselves.

stop romanticizing the idea of you two being together some day. if it isn’t happening now, let it go. 

no more pouring your heart out for someone who gives you little to no reciprocation. 

find someone who values your long letters and passionate attempts. this person will reciprocate, with twice as much fire.

!!!!!

(via boy-between-the-ears)


whatwecantsaybutreblog:

I don’t need a man but I’d really really really really really really really like to have one that likes me back and finds me as attractive as I do him and respects me.

(via 0klahomo)


godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

(via freshprinceoftrenzalore)


whoredinarygirl:

if you compliment me there’s a 100% chance i’ve already started liking you and thought about dating you

(via fuckincapaldi)



commisure:

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

(via recarved)


so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

(via dari-dariene)



The Evolution of Late Period Panic Mode

1 day late: Ok, I have another day without wanting to rip my guts out. Cool!
2 days late: Really?! I haven't started yet?
3 days late: Hmmm...I must be having an irregular period week?
4 days late: Maybe...Maybe I miscalculated....I hope...
5 days late: OH LORD! YOU MUST HAVE PICKED ME FOR THE SECOND JESUS!
The period finally comes: THANK YOU OH MIGHTY HIGH BODY! I the fuck did not want to have a child already! Not with that asshole I fuck!